Are you a dumb bitch?

Are you a dumb bitch?



I am, and so are most of my friends. This is not to say that I’m stupid in any way shape or form or that I’m an evil maniacal succubus… It’s simply to say that I do things that warrant me to step back and look at myself and say WTF! You are such a DUMB BITCH!!



Ten things that let you know that you’re a dumb bitch, courtesy of me and some of my closest friends...



1. You have been in a relationship with a man for more than 6 months, are actively engaging in sexual intercourse with him, want him to be your boyfriend, yet still don’t have a title.
2. You have less than $100 dollars in your savings account, yet own more than 50 pairs of shoes and have the audacity to be coveting the new Christian Louboutin peep toe pumps.
3. You have slept with your boss and it ended VERY badly (a broken heart, unemployment, etc.).
4. You have a “boyfriend” that disappears for days at a time and then reemerges and acts like nothing happened.
5. You have slept with a friend’s ex and (surprise) in the end where left with no man or best friend.
6. You live for the next episode of “Basketball Wives.”
7. You have been chastised more than twice for dressing inappropriately at work, have no plans to change your wardrobe, yet still wonder why you haven’t been promoted.
8. You have been fired from a job and then used that same employer as a reference for your next job.
9. You have an unemployed man/ baby daddy living with you for more than 2 years and your excuse for staying with him is “the dick is just so damn good.”
10. You have been dumped by a man that you never even liked in the first place, cried for a week afterward and then slept with him one more time to try to get him back.
And the list goes on and on…

If you said yes to 1 or more of the previous statements than you may be suffering from what experts (experts being me and my friends) refer to as dumbbitchitis or better known as just bad judgment.



Dumb bitches, suffer from symptoms such as… dating and redating the wrong man/ men. Spending their rent money on shoes and then living on 10 dollars a week and spending most of their leisure time having “dumb bitch sessions” with their other single and equally clueless friends. If this is you, don’t worry. Well, yeah, please do worry.. because there is no definite cure.





But, you may worry in jest because we have found a remedy and its called “Are you a dumb bitch.com” (NOT A REAL SITE)



In denial about your dumbitchitis… Oh poor soul, don’t be afraid to admit who and what you are. Don’t worry … you are in excellent company. Dumb bitches are everywhere. They are your accountants, your beauticians, your best friends, shit, even your mothers.



There is no shame in it… Well, yeah there is… but, not here. We have created a safe place for us to share our stories. A place where we can be honest about our mistakes and vast in the glory of knowing that we are not alone. So I beckon you fellow DB, come and share… you have friends here. :)